My Life and Other Absurdities

THIS

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

This mostly goes for friends for me.

Sunday May 19th - 1:26am

"I can’t think of anything but nights with you. I want them warm and silvery, when we can be together all our lives."

Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via saltwatertherapy)

Sunday May 19th - 1:24am

Sunday May 19th - 1:23am

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

Sunday May 19th - 1:09am

infinitesigh replied to your photo: Just a normal day at work.

I’m happy we love silly work uniforms these days instead of being super embarrassed about them :) like in our parents teenage/young adult days they would have been like “oh nerd eww” and they would have been the cool kids but now WE’RE the cool kids.

I mean, in all reality, everyone at Sephora despises the tunics: they’re big, shapeless, unflattering, and we only get one of them. My life would be 500% easier if we could just wear anything dressy and black. I love the silly little accessories, though! They make work a little more fun.

Saturday May 18th - 7:11pm

I really wish this dress could’ve fit less awkwardly, because it was sooo pretty.

Saturday May 18th - 6:16pm

Just a normal day at work.

Saturday May 18th - 11:14am

Saturday May 18th - 1:31am

Saturday May 18th - 1:30am

we were trying to write our final papers together last night, but we kept getting distracted and seeing who could find scarier pictures of orangutans.

themed by weconfideinwolves